i'm a weird, awkward, clumsy, lighthearted, reckless, self-conscious, semi-anti-social, cry-baby in the same way that i'm a fearless, strong-willed, easygoing, shameless, happy-go-lucky, adventurous, daring tigress when boozed up or when under a rush of adrenaline.

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the life cycle of a retard


body comparative

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Brad Pitt (1988)

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Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley

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i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

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Chris Golfer

Morgan Freeman

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Toui: Is Raphael an angel????
Me: Yeah
Toui: How did you know? You don’t even read the bible
Me: I watch Supernatural
Toui: …

If a cellphone provider offers you the newly released iphone 6 for free with a 2 year contract please make sure you read that fine print before signing because that’s just too good to be true πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

"My son is very apple-minded. Unfortunately, technology had taken over he’s mind. So I’m getting him a 5c"

"My husband has stage IV cancer that’s why I really need to keep the bill low but I have no choice but to upgrade to an iphone 6 plus"

I’m not even sure what to tell this person. Get your priorities straight?



just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train β€˜cause im fuckin scared)

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Today I’m gonna set a goal to pay off all my debts by December. 2015 will be the year where I will start fresh and be financially free. I will pursue my dreams and move forward with going back to school.

Wendy’s face after her haircut πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

Wendy’s face after her haircut πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


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