i'm a weird, awkward, clumsy, lighthearted, reckless, self-conscious, semi-anti-social, cry-baby in the same way that i'm a fearless, strong-willed, easygoing, shameless, happy-go-lucky, adventurous, daring tigress when boozed up or when under a rush of adrenaline.

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the life cycle of a retard

I hated knowing what I wanted and knowing what was right and knowing they weren’t the same thing. Maggie Stiefvater, Forever (via larmoyante)

appleevesgarden:

Your inner beauty will lighten up all the darkness.

appleevesgarden:

Your inner beauty will lighten up all the darkness.

(Source: sexual-passion, via geekwithnoshame)

lifehackable:

How to relationship.

(via thatmickeyguy)

male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot

(Source: naughtysalamander, via geekwithnoshame)

What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back. Chester Bennington (via larmoyante)

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nightdutynurse:

See, scenes like this are why I LOVE Louie. There’s this dry, deadpan humor mixed in with some truly touching moments. Season 3 was full of them. Absolutely brilliant.

(Source: cantthinkwhy, via liveinspired)

Why I love my Highschool barkada 😂

Why I love my Highschool barkada 😂

Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

(via nachtfurimmer7861)

fhoantells:

"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

I’m dying.

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(via nachtfurimmer7861)

Seriously?! Another one? Ugh.

Seriously?! Another one? Ugh.

Can’t sleep? Take selfies. 😎

Can’t sleep? Take selfies. 😎

What the fuck is this shit

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