i'm a weird, awkward, clumsy, lighthearted, reckless, self-conscious, semi-anti-social, cry-baby in the same way that i'm a fearless, strong-willed, easygoing, shameless, happy-go-lucky, adventurous, daring tigress when boozed up or when under a rush of adrenaline.

YM: greenpaintednails


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the life cycle of a retard

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.

Seriously these fraud people need to meet up and get their shit together. If you wanna be a fraud then be a fraud. Calling in with a 1989 dob and sounding like a grandpa or a 1954 and sounding like teenager is just lazy. You’re already being lazy stealing other people’s identity instead of getting a real job. Don’t be lazy being lazy. That’s just wrong.

(Source: romantic-mindfuck)


An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle but will never break.


An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle but will never break.

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god, godddddddd god 

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Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

but if you fart on it…….

(Source: rialxoan, via sardonicasshole)



and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

True dat.

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let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick

  1. it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
  2. i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"  she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT 
  3. i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway

(via colouration)


oh my GOD


oh my GOD

(via snorlaxatives)

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Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!

I would wear all of these!

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Hide and seek.

I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow.

This my friend is the result of peek a boo

(Source: chouncazzodicasino, via commanderastacio)

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Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

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