i'm a weird, awkward, clumsy, lighthearted, reckless, self-conscious, semi-anti-social, cry-baby in the same way that i'm a fearless, strong-willed, easygoing, shameless, happy-go-lucky, adventurous, daring tigress when boozed up or when under a rush of adrenaline.

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the life cycle of a retard

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.

Seriously these fraud people need to meet up and get their shit together. If you wanna be a fraud then be a fraud. Calling in with a 1989 dob and sounding like a grandpa or a 1954 and sounding like teenager is just lazy. You’re already being lazy stealing other people’s identity instead of getting a real job. Don’t be lazy being lazy. That’s just wrong.

(Source: romantic-mindfuck)

ambermirabel:

An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle but will never break.

ambermirabel:

An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle but will never break.

(Source: ignota-terra, via mythicalcreaturee)

scarletboudreaux:

god, godddddddd god 

(Source: ivy-and-twine, via beaky-peartree)

thepooppixie:

portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

but if you fart on it…….

(Source: rialxoan, via sardonicasshole)

sophiecroucier:

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

True dat.

(via snapcrackleandcanyounot)

p-alindrome:

let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick

  1. it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
  2. i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"  she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT 
  3. i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway
  4. IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK 

(via colouration)

the-chubby-nerd:

oh my GOD

the-chubby-nerd:

oh my GOD

(via snorlaxatives)

(Source: inthepitofmystomach, via exploremycosmos)

pomegranateandivy:

fashionaryhand:

Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!

I would wear all of these!

(via exploremycosmos)

piggytailsandpacifiers:

kayla-bird:

Hide and seek.

I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow.

This my friend is the result of peek a boo

(Source: chouncazzodicasino, via commanderastacio)

(Source: ladyusada, via exploremycosmos)

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

(via snapcrackleandcanyounot)

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