the life cycle of a retard


i'm a weird, awkward, clumsy, lighthearted, reckless, self-conscious, semi-anti-social, cry-baby in the same way that i'm a fearless, strong-willed, easygoing, shameless, happy-go-lucky, adventurous, daring tigress when boozed up or when under a rush of adrenaline.

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best commercial ever

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if i was the type of chick who was ok with having sex outside of a relationship, he could get it.

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    So, whos learning how to do this with me?
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    Tutting is never not cool.
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